Once upon a time… that's where the similarites of this fairytale end. I bet in reality, Goldilocks was so scared of what she found in their house, that she ran away long before they got home. I'm sure she was afraid who or what she might find sleeping in their beds.
These photos cracked me up and then inspired me — not to write a dirty Goldilocks and The Three Bears story, kind of inspired (and if I do, you'll be the first to know) — but I couldn't resist sharing them with you. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do.
It appears that Papa Bear is anatomically correct. But I'm more disturbed by Baby Bear wearing the Jason from the Halloween movies, mask.
Who knew Mama Bear was a dominatrix?! That naughty Mama Bear. I believe Flasher Papa Bear is in for a spanking.
I really don't know what to say…
I hope you find the humor in this that I did. I have been told I have a bit of a warped sense of humor, though. But please don't take it too seriously, it's all in fun.
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