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Can a Sharknado Really Happen? 5 Ways to Prepare for a Sharknado #SyFy #Sharknado

By: Donna Chaffins | Date: August 5, 2013 | Categories: Education, Fun, Humor, Infographs, Information, Satire

Confession… I love made for SyFy movies. They are my guilty pleasure, and I make no apologies for it. Yes, they are usually cheesy, oftentimes poorly done, and laughable special effects. But I love them nonetheless.

Recently SyFy aired Sharknado. You know, a tornado that occurs over/around the ocean that picks up a bunch of sharks and scatters them about to wreak havoc over poor unsuspecting bystanders.

Can a Sharknado really happen? It appears that it could actually happen… (Click on image below)

The Global Sharknado ThreatInfographic by johnmnelson

Who knew?

How does one prepare for a Sharknado?

1. Make and carry a reinforced umbrella. It would be heavy, but if you are in actual fear of a sharknado, better safe than sorry. Not to mention it would come in handy for other heavy fallen debris.

2. Chainsaw. If you have a chainsaw you can just cut the sharks right out of your way. Tee-hee.

3. Carry a harpoon. You can easily harpoon those flying sharks.

4. Move inland. For the love of Joseph, just move away from the oceans. Problem solved. 🙂

5. Chuck Norris. Yep, run around with Chuck Norris, because the sharks will pray for a chainsaw instead of Chuck Norris.

Sharknado Chuck Norris meme

Sharknado Chuck Norris meme

I want to add that I do not think sharks being picked up by tornadic activity and hurled at humans would actually be eating you, though. You might die from the impact, I guess.

Oh, and for my fellow SyFy movie lovers, Tara Reid confirmed that she will be in ‘Sharknado 2’.

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26 Responses to Can a Sharknado Really Happen? 5 Ways to Prepare for a Sharknado #SyFy #Sharknado

  1. Lisa says:

    Love, love, love this post! LOL

    • Thank you! I do love SyFy movies, and I watched Sharknado, so when I got an email from Visually with this infographic… I just knew I had to write a post. 🙂

  2. bwahahaha Chuck Norris FTW!

  3. GAH — sharknado!!! I feel so sorry for Tara Reid!

  4. Oh Chuck Norris, it’s only fitting that he’s a part of this whole thing! Ha!

  5. I saw the tweets about this, and I can’t stop LAUGHING! I think my favorite was “All the jokes about a sharknado will make people not take it seriously when it really happens.” BWAHAHAHAHA!

  6. Colleen says:

    I try to stay away from the TV during Shark Week and this whole “Sharknado” thing. Living in Florida with access to the beach I really don’t want to know how close they are or any of that stuff LOL!!! I would rather stay ignorant and enjoy my day at the beach. HEHE yeah that never happens I know they are out there!!

  7. Jenn says:

    Hubs and I always crack up when we see the Sharknado promos.

  8. Lolo says:

    I am going to have to watch Sharknado!

  9. Omg I am obsessed with Sharknado and I just laughed out loud with the Chuck Norris meme. Love it.

  10. Tammy says:

    TOO FUNNY. I didn’t watch it, now I think I’m going to have to!

  11. LyndaS says:

    I would want the harpoon, or Chuck Norris, of course.

  12. Beeb says:

    Sharknado would be perfect for Bad Movie Night with my BFF since I missed it not having cable anymore, LOL!

  13. This is too funny! I don’t want to be around when a sharknado happens. 😉

  14. Angela says:

    I haven’t seen that Sharknado movie that everyone is talking about, but this is a fun post!

  15. Jennifer says:

    ROFL I haven’t seen the movie but how can you not laugh at Chuck Norris!

  16. Robin Gagnon says:

    I suppose a whaleanado could be worse. Now that would be a guaranteed splat… and all that blubber would be a fire hazard 😛

  17. Marcie W. says:

    My husband has been itching to see this movie, but I told him he’s on his own!

  18. HilLesha says:

    I watch horribly bad movies all of the time just for the laugh factor, so I might end up watching this if it shows up on Netflix.

  19. Shell Feis says:

    lol Okay that’s hilarious. I haven’t seen Sharknado but I’ve seen enough of it on The Soup to get pretty much the entire movie.

  20. Toni says:

    LOL that’s hilarious. The movie cracked me up

  21. Leilani says:

    LOL. That is hilarious! I’ve never of a Sharknado before.