Can a Sharknado Really Happen? 5 Ways to Prepare for a Sharknado #SyFy #Sharknado

Confession… I love made for SyFy movies. They are my guilty pleasure, and I make no apologies for it. Yes, they are usually cheesy, oftentimes poorly done, and laughable special effects. But I love them nonetheless.

Recently SyFy aired Sharknado. You know, a tornado that occurs over/around the ocean that picks up a bunch of sharks and scatters them about to wreak havoc over poor unsuspecting bystanders.

Can a Sharknado really happen? It appears that it could actually happen… (Click on image below)

The Global Sharknado ThreatInfographic by johnmnelson

Who knew?

How does one prepare for a Sharknado?

1. Make and carry a reinforced umbrella. It would be heavy, but if you are in actual fear of a sharknado, better safe than sorry. Not to mention it would come in handy for other heavy fallen debris.

2. Chainsaw. If you have a chainsaw you can just cut the sharks right out of your way. Tee-hee.

3. Carry a harpoon. You can easily harpoon those flying sharks.

4. Move inland. For the love of Joseph, just move away from the oceans. Problem solved. 🙂

5. Chuck Norris. Yep, run around with Chuck Norris, because the sharks will pray for a chainsaw instead of Chuck Norris.

Sharknado Chuck Norris meme
Sharknado Chuck Norris meme

I want to add that I do not think sharks being picked up by tornadic activity and hurled at humans would actually be eating you, though. You might die from the impact, I guess.

Oh, and for my fellow SyFy movie lovers, Tara Reid confirmed that she will be in ‘Sharknado 2’.

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    1. Author

      Thank you! I do love SyFy movies, and I watched Sharknado, so when I got an email from Visually with this infographic… I just knew I had to write a post. 🙂

  1. I saw the tweets about this, and I can’t stop LAUGHING! I think my favorite was “All the jokes about a sharknado will make people not take it seriously when it really happens.” BWAHAHAHAHA!

  2. I try to stay away from the TV during Shark Week and this whole “Sharknado” thing. Living in Florida with access to the beach I really don’t want to know how close they are or any of that stuff LOL!!! I would rather stay ignorant and enjoy my day at the beach. HEHE yeah that never happens I know they are out there!!

  3. Hubs and I always crack up when we see the Sharknado promos.

  4. I am going to have to watch Sharknado!

  5. TOO FUNNY. I didn’t watch it, now I think I’m going to have to!

  6. I would want the harpoon, or Chuck Norris, of course.

  7. Sharknado would be perfect for Bad Movie Night with my BFF since I missed it not having cable anymore, LOL!

  8. I haven’t seen that Sharknado movie that everyone is talking about, but this is a fun post!

  9. ROFL I haven’t seen the movie but how can you not laugh at Chuck Norris!

  10. I suppose a whaleanado could be worse. Now that would be a guaranteed splat… and all that blubber would be a fire hazard 😛

    1. Author

      Oh no, now you’ve given SyFy Channel that idea… I won’t be surprised to see Whalenado, now. LOL!

  11. My husband has been itching to see this movie, but I told him he’s on his own!

    1. Author

      LOL. As long as you go into it knowing it’s NOT a good movie, and watch it for what it is… it’s really a fun movie. 🙂

  12. I watch horribly bad movies all of the time just for the laugh factor, so I might end up watching this if it shows up on Netflix.

  13. lol Okay that’s hilarious. I haven’t seen Sharknado but I’ve seen enough of it on The Soup to get pretty much the entire movie.

  14. LOL that’s hilarious. The movie cracked me up

  15. LOL. That is hilarious! I’ve never of a Sharknado before.

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