Okay, I didn’t get this idea myself. It came from a guy named Steven; who goes by the Digg name sjbdallas. I was on Digg doing my ‘Digg stuff’ and came across a story from cracked.com titled, 6 Signs Your About to be Attacked by Zombies. In the comments, someone remarked “We also need “6 signs you’re about to turn into a zombie”.
Thus the 10 Signs… were born. So in the spirit of Halloween and zombie movies here are my 10 signs you’re turning into a zombie:
- You start to notice that some people not only have good taste… but taste good too.
- It takes you ten times longer to walk to the mailbox.
- People avoid or run from you.
- You start to develop a pronounced dragging on one side of your body.
- You start hanging out at the mall with groups of strangers.
- Your deodorant doesn’t work anymore.
- You have nightmares about shotguns.
- You order steak rare… like in still moving.
- You think George A. Romero does documentaries.
- You doctor diagnosed you with onset Rigor Mortis.
So if you notice any of these signs in yourself or someone else, run! Happy Halloween! hmmmm, I’m having a sudden craving for…. brrrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss!!!!
Donna is a Content Creator, Marketer, Brand Ambassador, Social Media Consultant, former teacher, wife, and proud mom. Blog by Donna encompasses all that… she writes about family life and being a woman while weaving in articles about the brands and products she and her family love.