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10 Signs You’re Turning into a Zombie

Walking Dead Zombie
braaaaaaiiiiiinnnnnns! #zombie

Okay, I didn’t get this idea myself.  It came from a guy named Steven; who goes by the Digg name sjbdallas. I was on Digg doing my ‘Digg stuff’ and came across a story from cracked.com titled, 6 Signs Your About to be Attacked by Zombies.  In the comments, someone remarked “We also need “6 signs you’re about to turn into a zombie”.

Thus the 10 Signs… were born.  So in the spirit of Halloween and zombie movies here are my 10 signs you’re turning into a zombie:

  1. You start to notice that some people not only have good taste… but taste good too.
  2. It takes you ten times longer to walk to the mailbox.
  3. People avoid or run from you.
  4. You start to develop a pronounced dragging on one side of your body.
  5. You start hanging out at the mall with groups of strangers.
  6. Your deodorant doesn’t work anymore.
  7. You have nightmares about shotguns.
  8. You order steak rare… like in still moving.
  9. You think George A. Romero does documentaries.
  10. You doctor diagnosed you with onset Rigor Mortis.

So if you notice any of these signs in yourself or someone else, run! Happy Halloween! hmmmm, I’m having a sudden craving for…. brrrrraaaaaiiiiinnnnnssss!!!!

 

 

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