This is one of my favorite songs – 'Walking in Memphis' by Marc Cohn. And, I especially love this verse of the song:
Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood, And they brought me down to see her,
And they asked me if I would,
Do a little number,
And I sang with all my might,
And she said
"Tell me are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am I am tonight"