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Can I See Your Girly Parts? And More #MotherFunny Holiday Embarrassing Moments! NickMom #shop

By: Donna Chaffins | Date: November 27, 2013 | Categories: Children, Funny, Humor, Parenting, Satire

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When I was pregnant with my son, no one warned me that he might say or do things that would make me want to hide under a rock. Or take a rock and beat myself in the head with it…. and I don’t embarrass that easily. We already know babies should come with manuals, but they should also come with warnings. My son has said so many, albeit hilarious, embarrassing things and over at NickMom, they understand.

#MotherFunny NickMom Embarrassing things kids say #shop #cbias

While I was perusing NickMom.com recently, I realized that I’m in good company. In fact, my life may not be so crazy. At least I’m not alone.

In case you think I’m exaggerating about the embarrassing #MotherFunny moments, let me share a story of one such holiday….

My parents live 435 miles away from me and every Thanksgiving we go in to spend it with them. We usually stop for a potty break half way there at a Wendy’s in this little town we go through. The bathroom is small with only one stall and my son was only four (a couple days shy of five, since his birthday is on November 25th) at the time and it was just the two of us, so he HAD to go in the bathroom with me.

To be more precise, he had to come inside the “stall” with me. I turn him facing the wall with his back to me and proceeded to do my business. I hear the door open and someone else comes in. And right on cue, my son asks, “Mommy, can I see your vagina?”

Loud and proud.

#MotherFunny NickMom Embarrassing things kids say #shop #cbias

The woman on the other side of the stall loses it. Seriously. She snorted.

I’ve shared how my son asked how to spell the “F” word so you may think he is obsessed with the vagina (I think he was obsessed with the “word” for a time there). I promise he’s not a little perv. He just has this knack of knowing how to embarrass me.

Anyway, after we get back on the road, I start thinking about it and started laughing and laughed till I cried. I know that if I had been the woman in the bathroom, I’d snorted, too.

Oh, my son wasn’t finished embarrassing me, though. It was much too early in the day for that. Granted, asking to see my girly parts is about as embarrassing as it could get, though.  So we had no place to go but up.

After we arrived at my Mom’s and had been there for a bit, my son heard my Mom compliment me. Saying it looked like I had lost some weight.

My son pipes in… “No Nanny, it’s those Spanx she has on!”

Dang it child! Is nothing sacred?! When will I learn to watch what I say in front of, or in earshot of my son?!

Now that my son is almost eleven, I don’t think anything embarrasses me anymore. Seriously, after 9+ years (the first two he either couldn’t talk or say enough words to embarrass me) of his embarrassing questions or child-like honesty, I don’t think ANYTHING could embarrass me now.

I know… who am I kidding? I’m sure he will find a way to embarrass me again. But just wait, I’ll have the last laugh because soon he will be a teenager and I’ll be embarrassing him by just being in the same room with him. Bwahahahahaha!

I want to thank Nick for helping me feel better about my #MotherFunny life. I can visit NickMom.com and laugh at other people’s #MotherFunny stories, instead of being the “butt” of them. And don’t get me started on THAT word. What is it with boys and butts?

This illustration on NickMom really struck a chord with me:

#MotherFunny NickMom Embarrassing Holiday

Which is another thing that drives me crazy…. my son’s picture faces. Getting holiday photos  are hit and miss — mainly miss. My son will automatically make some kind of face as soon as he sees a camera. Like what kind of faces you ask? Why, like these…

#MotherFunny NickMom Funny Holiday Picture Face

#MotherFunny NickMom Funny Holiday Picture Face #shop #cbias

#MotherFunny NickMom Funny Holiday Picture Face #shop #cbias

#MotherFunny NickMom Funny Holiday Picture Face #shop #cbias

As you can see, whether it’s my son saying or asking something embarrassing or being silly when he sees a camera, being a mom is never boring for me. My son better be glad he’s so darn cute, though.

If you want to be the one doing the laughing, be sure to check out NickMom.com.

You can also get a good laugh by following @NickMom on Twitter and “liking” NickMom on Facebook.

What’s the most #MotherFunny embarrassing thing your kid(s) has ever said or done during the holidays?

17 Responses to Can I See Your Girly Parts? And More #MotherFunny Holiday Embarrassing Moments! NickMom #shop

  1. HAHAHAH! Now, he’s at the age where it’s time for YOU to embarrass HIM! 🙂

    This is great stuff!

  2. Mellisa says:

    LOL, Those are adorable pictures.

  3. moneystepper says:

    Well, he could be the funniest person alive! Well played!! 🙂

  4. lisa says:

    The things kids say. They’re innocent and so sincere you don’t know if you should laugh or pretend that you’re just babysitting.

  5. ROFL!! Okay, that tops my stories. Kids say the craziest things!

  6. Mistee Dawn says:

    Oh my. lol. My daughter has said so much crazy stuff I would not know where to begin. Her new thing is pretending to be British in public. She calls me mummy. lol

  7. Ashley says:

    Oh my gosh I died! haha I totally would have snorted as well. PS Spanx rock.

  8. Marcie W. says:

    Hilarious! I think every mom has at least one totally embarrassing moment thanks to her children. I definitely have a few that come to mind!

  9. Carol B says:

    So funny! And true! I have two boys, a teen and pre-teen and I too have lived – am still living – this same story. But I have pictures on file for their future girl friends! Which of course I remind them of from time to time. lol
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  10. HilLesha says:

    That probably tops all of my stories! Haha.

  11. Robin Gagnon says:

    Too funny. He is such a little buster.

  12. LOL! I think I would have died! I have a baby boy (my only son) & two little girls and I swear my girls have had their share of embarrassing moments!!

  13. OH my goodness…I can’t believe he asked that embarrassing question. Hopefully, one day this post will embarrass him after he sees the share stats.

  14. Pamela R says:

    for me it’s my daughter how will just say anything–I do my best to roll with it sometimes—I just tell her later “her time is a comin’!!!” =)

  15. Rosey says:

    I’ve got four (kids) and a slew of similar stories. Your bathroom stall takes the cake though, that’s a top 10’er, hahahahah

  16. Summer Davis says:

    First of all, War Eagle. Second, can I see your vagina? Wait, no. That’s not what I meant to say. I meant to say, I’ve had similar things happen to me, only it’s my daughter screaming about why I have hair on my lady bits and she doesn’t. Or why my lady bits have a “booboo”. Having kids is SO much fun at ALL times, right? THAT’S what I meant to say. 🙂 Thanks for the laugh! #client

  17. Oh my gosh, that is sooo funny! Ahahahaha!

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